Saturday, August 3, 2013

Hamer on the Web


Lloyd Hamer on the Web
Up at the crack of dawn and down to the office to surf
the internet for hours without end.  
Jesus may come today, says one
particularly memorable page.
He will come back for us
and take us to his big home page in the sky
The page offers a bit of insight
into Jesus' thoughts as he hung between two thieves.
The dramatic scene is animated right before your eyes
as the Lord and Savior writhes in pain
and has his now historic conversation
with the thief on the right.
"This day thou shalt be with me in Paradise",
says Jesus in his best Marlon Brando voice.
It was the twenty first century,
Beginning badly as it did
Lloyd Hamer was born after bitnet became
The internet in the eighties
technology was on the throne,
Jesus worked now only behind the scenes
Lloyd’s little northern family was just hoping
to be able to keep up with it all,
no delusions that it was going to perfect their lives
or replace their faith in the New Testament.
Lloyd Hamer was so named
because his parents had an ironic sense of things
and they liked the way it rhymed
with the country pianist’s name, Floyd Cramer.
They had no way of knowing their son
would become a famous pianist himself
and that he would travel the world,
playing before auditoriums filled with loyal fans,
who yelled for more when he was done.
His style a blend of Joplin (Scott),
John (Elton), and Lewis (Jerry Lee).
Sometimes the music would get so tasty
he would begin to sing lyrics made up a few days before,
and the audience would turn delirious.
The music was rapturously pastoral and American.
Reminiscent of riding across the heartland
on a trainful of boozers and gamblers
who alternated between celebrating
the birth of the savior and mourning the death of a president,
That would be as close as you might come
to the level of emotion without actually being there.
If you walked in during the middle of a set,
you might not understand immediately
the raucous reaction of the audience,
but once you had been there a few minutes,
your synapses, dendrites, axons, and so on
would begin to groove to the melodies and
there was no siren on earth that could draw you away.
Lloyd’s concerts were sent in streaming
Video to local computers…
Lloyd was not a tall man, in fact
he was only 5 feet 8 in his street shoes,
but he could make a grand piano live up to its name,
with his own compositions, or sometimes
renditions of the works of others.
Meanwhile back home in Duluth, Minnesota,
George and Ethel Hamer would wait in the snow
for another recording he had released and
his visits which came less frequently
as the years went by.
Emails, clips and video calls
They did not know it, but they were destined
to live well into the twenty first century
and they were going to see some things
that the loving parents of a musical genius
should never be forced to go through.
The country they loved and the one he traveled
were worlds apart.
In the world they had known,
you should be sincere and not sarcastic,
successful and not stressed out,
and if worldly, not folorn.
But back then they had not had their MTV.
Lloyd's first video included a couple patterned after them,
almost to the point of the old lady and man
in front of the barn with the pitch fork,
but not quite.
Most of it was shot in Georgia,
a state where they had never been,
and had no desire to be.
The state where Roosevelt had died
and a few other things had happened,
like Jimmy Carter.
They lived vicariously and electronically through Lloyd,
although as he began to stay away,
call less often and write almost never,
they talked about the weather,
about the Twins, the Timberwolves and the Vikings.
You should sit down for a few minutes
with them sometimes
and say the name Lloyd
and watch their faces light up.
“Lloyd lives in a different world”
They like to say

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