A compilation of noteworthy non-sequitors

The Apostle Paul was never the same

After the trip to Damascus

Ulysses should have sailed quickly home

From the Trojan war

We usurped a continent

Only to contract an anti-immigration virus

The great depression

Followed the gilded age

World War II came on the heels

Of the war to end all wars

The fall of the soviet empire

Rendered the cold war moot

Lincoln’s assassination

Concluded a life of valiant service

Kennedy’s death in Dallas

Was preceded by Camelot

Obama winning the White House

Came out of nowhere

Your life and mine followed from nothing

And will return to the same

History is a compilation
Of noteworthy non-sequitors