Saturday, June 26, 2010

My Advice On the Dead

People are no fun once they die
Take my dad (please) (not really)...budump bump
He totally changed after he died
Well not totally maybe
He did not like green peas or butter before
-that did not change
But he lost his taste for almost everything else
He even lost his appetite for kidding me about
This, that and the other
So, my advice on the dead is this…

If you want to have fun with someone
Don’t wait until they die
After that, all they want to do is sleep
To say they are stiffs
may be understating it

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